Thursday, May 28, 2009

A week in New York is never enough...











New York, New York

New York has always been the dream. When we first talked about doing this big trip New York was the place we knew we had to visit no matter what.

From day one our expectation for the world’s most famous city were extremely high. More importantly was how would it stand up against the world’s greatest city, Perth?

We landed at JFK late Friday afternoon. Over the coming week New York was going to teach us several of life’s important lessons, we just didn’t expect the first one would be within an hour of getting off the plane. The lesson was simple; never trust a NY Cabbie. This conversation will explain;

Cabbie: “Here we are, Holiday Inn”

Car pulls up in front of hotel, everyone jumps out. Driver throws the bags out of the boot

Jon: “OK, so we are still very new to this whole tipping thing” – (OK that’s a little lie as all you do in Hawaii and Las Vegas was tip every mother #$@%$er. But every state/city has their own tipping rules)

Jon: “How much do you usually get tipped for an airport pickup?”

Cabbie: “A pick up from JFK is the fare plus $15 tip... per passenger”

Jon: “$15 per passenger? 30 dollars on top of a $45 fair?”

Cabbie: “yep”

Jon: “Look all I have is $60”

And with that he had pocketed my last dollar and was off.

We are still novice travellers but the signs were there; his eyes lighting up after asking such a green question and still being able to hear him laugh his arse off from 2 block away where the obvious two. Lesson learnt, NY 1 – Jon & Sandy 0

Alarm bells are ringing!

For the most part the streets of Manhattan run like a grid. To get around the island effectively you have to master this system. Roads that run north to south are Avenues and the roads that cross the island east to west are streets. Streets are numbered lowest to highest starting from downtown heading north with Fifth Avenue being the dividing line between east and west. Ok to make things even worse Broadway Street is a little different as it cuts diagonally down the island and if Broadway intersects both an avenue and a street at the same point then it creates a square; Times Square, Madison Square, Union Square etc. Confusing? It is at the start but once you get your head around it (and walk around for 24hours straight) it really makes getting around New York very easy.

OK so we took a hop-on-hop-off tour on Saturday. This was by far the best thing we could have done as we got a good look at the city sitting atop of an open double-decker bus. The bus tour was also very informative, being studious pupils that we are (well one of us, the other was really only concerned where the shops where) the ride was as much an educational tour as a sightseeing one, here is a quick NY educational lesson for you all.

Five boroughs make up the City of New York, 1. Manhattan – the main island, where we were staying 2. Brooklyn – The most populated borough. 3. The Bronx – The only borough not situated on an island, it is connected to mainland USA. 4. Queens – Where you will find JFK and George Costanza’s parents house. 5. Staten Island – Ummm, the island to the south of Manhattan?

We had booked 6 nights initially but once we got sucked into the vortex of New York we knew we had to extend our stay; that and we (Jon) really wanted to check out a Yankee game at the NEW Yankee Stadium. To really experience the city like a true New Yorker there were three things we had to do (or so every tour guide had told us). They were chill out in Central Park, eat a Gray’s Papayas dog (only a Gray’s dog not a Papaya King or Papaya Dog) and get to a baseball game – REAL New Yorkers follow the Mets, but seeing how they suck and the Yankees just finished a massive 50-million-cachilllion dollar stadium, we really only had one option.

There is no way that this blog let alone your attention span has enough room for us to get out everything we saw/did/bought in New York. The place is hands down the most impressive city in America (yes we know it is only the fourth American city we have visited and yes we are aware that so far on every blog we have stated that ‘wow this is the best “thing/place” ever’) New York is. While every place we have visited has been very impressive, we wouldn’t say that they are places we would like to live for an extended period of time. New York was.

Here is just some of what we did in New York: Walked up and down the avenues, checked out the view from the top of Empire State Building, ate a cannoli in Little Italy, did tours of Brooklyn, the Bronx and a night tour of Manhattan, had a beer at the South Street Seaport, checked out the Statue of Liberty, cruised over to Staten Island on the free ferry, chilled out in Central Park, visited the Smithsonian, paid our respects at ground zero (World Trade Centre site), saw a show on Broadway – THE LION KING, drank the world's most dangerous thick-shake at the Shake Shack, Times Square at night, bought a pair of Jordans (you know it), rode the Subway at night and survived, ate a Grays Papaya dog (they have nothing on Bunning’s hot dogs though), got lost at Grand Central Station, and yes checked out a baseball game at the new Yankee Stadium – Yankees won 7 – 4 over the Los Angeles Angels.

So having finally made it to New York, the experience went above and beyond our expectations. This is one big city that we will definitely be coming back to one day... or even in six days as it were.

This brought us to the end of our pre-planned holiday. For those of you who know Sandy well, will know that everything she does is well organised and planned out. So much so that everything in her life is coordinated and matching! Not having anything planned the next seven days of our holiday was a massive step for us. We knew where we wanted to go, roughly, had booked a car but that was it, let the adventure begin.

First stop capital city, Washington D.C.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Viva Las Vegas.

The drive to Vegas
OK so as a quick prelude to Las Vegas, we drove from Los Angles to Las Vegas with another couple who are very good friends of ours; Kathryn & Ash. (Yes the same Kathryn & Ash from Fiji, NO we were not tagging along on their honeymoon!)

We had booked a car prior to departing the great state of Western Australia and had no idea what exactly we had booked. So it is a little of an understatement to say we were surprised to see Ash roll-up in the Golden Giant. Will post photos on here for those who haven’t seen the facebook pics yet.

It was a fairly smooth ride, Ash and Jon shared the driving, and bar one wrong side of the road “incident” (I wont say who was driving, but as a small clue it wasn’t me!) we arrived safely to the glowing lights of the city in the desert.

Las Vegas

We are not sure how much we should include into this blog from our time in Vegas. The rules of Vegas are clear and simple, well there really is only one rule; what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

That being said I don’t think we really ‘experienced’ the true Vegas to its full potential to upset the Vegas Gods. So here goes...

After sitting a car for 5 hours, walking through two outlet-shopping complexes and negotiating the ‘right hand’ side of the road we finally arrived.

It is impossible to describe the experience of seeing the lights of Las Vegas for the first time, nothing really compares so I won’t bother.

Side note: If you plan on heading to Vegas for the first time we strongly advise arriving at night (as we were wisely recommend), oh but don’t be the driver - it is too dangerous to be a first time driver in Vegas, way too many distractions.

So we pull into our hotel, the Monte Carlo, check in (tried to negotiate a room upgrade by telling them we were newlyweds. Upgrade Fail) threw our bags in our room and hit the strip.
Ash had come to town on a mission; he had planned to visit 40 casinos to collect 40 $5 chips for his casino table back home. Night one - we hit 3 casinos!

Vegas is a temptress, you must treat her well, do not play her at her own game or she will chew you up and spit you out. Make sure you have done your homework before you go into battle, plan your attack carefully, time your run and stick to a plan or you are going home $5000 in debt, 50kg heavier not slept a wink and married to a showgirl called ‘Jasmine’. So what did we do?

The first two nights we thought we were kings, played the big tables ($10 blackjack) drank, drank and drank; $1 margaritas at Bills are not to be trifled with, and walked around 20km a night. We got to bed around 3am for the first two nights thinking we had out danced Vegas. Second Fail.

Our third day in Vegas and we had run out of gas? This was not possible, we still had 3 days to go! Vegas was laughing at us, give up? Not these little ducks.

So we hit the pool deck to recharge, booked a few shows – L.A. Comedy Club & Circ De Soli Believe (It was Chris Angles new magic show, hmmm no comment) and prepared for our last few nights in town.

Although Vegas was is an amazing place we also got to experience something greater, the Grand Canyon. This was probably our favourite experience of the trip so far. The day consisted of a flight out to the western rim, helicopter ride down to the base, boat cruise up the Colorado River, bus trip to Eagle Point for lunch and a terrifying ride flight home. We will try not to go on too much about the Grand Canyon as you really can’t describe the experience and the photos don’t do it justice.

Ok, so we did heaps of things in our time in Vegas, checked out around 20 different casinos, hunted down a boot shaped drinking glass (long story), ate at hooters ... for the chicken wings, shopped at the forum, went on the rides at the stratosphere (well Sandy, Ash and Kathryn did, no comment), watched pretty much all the light and water shows along the strip and did about a hundred other things.

By the last night we were pretty much on the floor for the count and ready to pack our bags tuck our tail between our legs and scamper on to our next destination.
So long Vegas.

We boarded our sixth plane in just over 20 days and headed on to New York, New York.

Oh for those who had money on us getting married in Vegas, sorry, just couldn’t find a black midget Elvis impersonator celebrant. I looked.

Friday, May 15, 2009

New mobile number

Just a quick administration update, we have a new UK mobile number

07979 017 094

Not sure how you Aussies ring it, sure you can figure it out. Our Australian mobile number wont be used.

We have arrived in Sunny London. Will try and sort an update for Vegas & New York some time soon, maybe.

Hope all is well down under

Jon & Sandy

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

La La Land, 17th & 18th April 2009

Due to popular demand (2 people) we have pulled our finger out and are trying to get this blog back up to date.

Last time we left you, we had said goodbye to Mickey and friends and were heading to La-la Land, Hollywood.

So we spent 2 nights in a hostel in Hollywood; ohh apologies to anyone who was not sitting down just then I should have given you more warning, yes Sandy spent not 1 but 2 nights in a hostel. She shouldn’t complain too much as it was located less than 100m from Hollywood boulevard, Kodak Theatre/Mann’s Chinese Cinema.

As everywhere we go and everything we see is new and exciting to us, it is hard to be let down or even disappointed with anything. Saying that we can’t really say Hollywood was quite what we were expecting. Big and exciting yes, glitz and glam not really.

The ‘strip’ was a little intense though, especially for two small town kids like us! People everywhere; well tourists and not to mention the crazy impersonators’ on every corner - trying to grab you to have a photo with them. (Seriously painful seeing how they expected ME to pay them for it! Don’t they know who I am? No wonder they haven’t made it yet!)

We did all the touristy things, started with a bus tour; saw Rodeo Drive, Melrose Place, Beverly Hills, the Hollywood sign, Fox studios and a few famous locations from different movies and TV shows. Highlight was seeing a movie at Mann’s Chinese Cinema in their brand new ‘state-of-the-art’ D-motion seats. The seats move and vibrate taking the movie experience to a whole new level (Mr. Mann I expect a commission for that shameful advertising). We saw The Fast and The Furious 4 (at Sandy’s request, ohhhh Vin!!)

On our last day I went to Universal Studios, the best thing was the Simpson’s Ride, newish 3-D rollercoaster ride, very cool. And to top off our Hollywood experience were lucky enough to see a movie being made right on Hollywood Boulevard, “Zombieland” the Woody Harrison zombie thriller for those that are interested.

So Sunday 19th April rolled around; we checked out of our room, went outside and waited...